Little Town Big World

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so sexual

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ohhhhh my fucking awesome this is so cool

This is the extent to which I will work out… taking pictures of myself “working out”

good thing i checked to see whether crayola made the markers that were used on my face washable or not…cant freaking wait for school tomorrow 

Stages of Emotion; Dora the Explorer Edition

I LOVE VALENTINES DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wednesday 1/11/12

Waking up on a morning that had a 80 percent chance of being a snow day and finding out that school is not canceled; honestly, biggest bummer of my life so far. Having to go and shovel so you can get out of the driveway; a big cherry on top of the worst morning of my young adult life.

Went in to get a good ol’ physical today. Turned out to be an adventure that only my father could take me on. I also had to get updated on my shots. Mother fucker they hurt. I had a nice plump nurse come in  and clean my arm to begin ” Oh this won’t hurt a bit.”…..”SON OF A FUCKING BITCH” is what range out in the waiting room. No not really but that would have been pretty bad seeing as I still go to pediatrician and the waiting room was fill with kids just waiting for a new word to learn.

Tuesday 1/10/12

Apparently a pile of my cloths looks like a throne to him. God he’s so cute I just couldn’t kick him off. 

Ohhh I was so sick today………of school. You know those days when you wake up and you’re like ‘Eh I’m not really feeling the whole school scene today’? Well I’m the kind of person who can respond to that with a phone call and a face-plant back into my pillow. I do care about school but, I care about my health and the health of others more because let me tell you I am a health hazard to others when I haven’t gotten enough sleep.

Monday 1/9/12

Bored on a Monday night with nothing to do……except a pile of homework and studying.

Now a courteous and appropriate word to my teachers

“Okay stop, just stop it with all the final  exams and essays and homework and crap you know. We hate taking them and you hate giving them. They’re just one more thing you have to take home and correct, one more thing that in ten years from now I’m not going to fucking remember.”

Ah the grace to which I can write it must amaze people.